Spiritual Emergency

First thing, read the following article. I found it most helpful:
www.lightworks.com/MonthlyAspectarian/2001/January/feature4.htm

I Am Enlightened

If you have arrived at this page because you think you've gained Enlightenment, then welcome to the club. As a newly Enlightened being, you have a responsibility to read The Creed.

After that, go for a walk. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you attempt to write to The Dalai Lama.

If you have already written to the Dalai Lama then don't worry, he gets a lot of it. My own faux pas can be found here. Still, it could have been worse.